When the Fixation With Black Women's Addiction to Scandal Comes Home to Roost
As I sat down to watch last night'sScandalseason finale, consumed by Joe Morton's Canada Goose Parka decade's-long personal quest to be the bane of human civilization, I anxiously awaited the start of one of my favorite (and most dependable) weekly rituals. True to Canada Goose Online form, it began on time and didn't disappoint.People (and by "people" I mean "Black women") began their weekly ritual of watching, talking, and tweeting about Scandal. Other people (and by "other people" I mean "Black men") buy canada goose jacket cheap began their weekly ritual of snidely watching, talking, and tweeting about Black women watching, talking, and tweeting about Scandal.(Yes, I'm aware that Black women aren't the only people who watch Scandal, that there are millions of Black women who don't watch Scandal, and that most Black men aren't part of the chorus of criticism. Just…relax and keep reading.)As usual, the source of the snideness ran the gamut from the race-related ("Y'all all want White men now, huh? #slavewenchesdontwin") to the bizarre ("How you gonna root for Olivia and shop at Target? #yallhoesneedhaircuts"). If it holds form—and I have no Canada Goose Outlet doubt it will—the next few days will see the following:1. Thousands of blogs, tweets, pics, and canadian goose jacket status message threads somehow calling out Black women for enjoying Scandal.2. Half-hearted rebuttals to these blogs, tweets, pics, and status message threads.3. A repeat of the entire process whenLove and Hip-Hop: Atlantaairs Monday.Yet, as I was following the ritual last week, charting unique grievancesby category in my canada goose coats head—Don't judge. We all have our habits—something dawned on me. As much as Black men fret and fume about Black women becoming completely enraptured by theseridiculouslypredictableshows featuring unrealistically attractive, insanely wealthy, and completely amoral people making reckless, shrewd, and illogical decision canada goose clearance sale after reckless, shrewd, and illogical decision—basically people they'll never, ever actually meet doing things they'll never, ever actually be able to do—many of these mendo the exact same thing…butthey just like to call it watchingthe NBA Playoffs.Ah yes. The NBA Playoffs. That reality TV show complete with multi-layered narratives (Will Lebron get his second ring? How much does Timmy have left in the tank?), plot twists (Westbrook down!), fake outs (Derrick Rose is playing! Wait, no he's not? Wait, yes he is! Wait…), antagonists (Hi, NBA ref!) and the slight suspicion that things might be scripted. That soap opera that has grown-ass men huddled around flat screens and iPads everywhere, watching, canada goose talking, shrieking, and tweeting about the sartorial choices of rich men living canada goose deals in South Beach, the interracial dating history of closeted Ivy league men with identical twins, and Lebron's hair. That "television event" where men alter their schedules and ignore their girlfriends and wives Canada Goose Jackets to passionately watch the trails and tribulations of cheap Canada Goose tattoo and underwear-clad young men. The canada goose outlet canada goose store paradoxical universe where men cheer for men from certain cities, even though neither them nor the men they're cheering for are actually canada goose replica from Canada Goose sale that city, which means they're kinda, sorta just screaming, Canada Goose Coats On Sale sweating, and crying for laundry.And yes, despite referring to "Black men" buy canada goose jacket as "they" instead of "we," I am one of these Black men as well. I've been a part of the chorus critical of Black women for being so invested in Scandal—even devoting 700 words to Canada Goose online it despite, at the time, never seeing a minute of it—while personally investing just as much energy canada goose coats on sale watching, following, reading, and tweeting about all things NBA. By my own logic, since I'm a college grad whose favorite players either didn't graduate or just didn't go to college altogether, I'm a hypocrite too. Apparently it is possible to write blog canada goose black friday sale entries with bushels full of planks in your eyes.While writing this, my girlfriend walked into canada goose clearance our guest bedroom (my de facto office) and asked what I was writing about. After forcanadagoose I told her, she laughed and said"Y'all are much, much worse.""How so?""You don't see us rocking any Olivia Pope jerseys or sneakers.".
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